We're glad you asked for our Irrefutable Facts page! Here, you'll find a collection of completely, utterly, and totally unarguable truths that will make you question everything you thought you knew.
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Justifications for when the excuses don't work, and you need to go all-in on your craft. Alternative Facts for when the truth is just too boring.