Dispute Resolution Services

Welcome to the world of Brewing Disputes, where the art of argumentation is taken very seriously.

Our expert Dispute Resolution Specialists will mediate even the most absurd of arguments, using their patented "Brewing Dispute Methodology" to find a solution that leaves all parties feeling slightly less terrible.

Our services include:

• Dispute Brews - We'll brew a custom blend of logic and reason to resolve even the most stubborn of disputes.
• Dispute Tactics - We'll teach you how to deploy our patented Dispute Tactic-o-Matic, a device that will give you an upper hand in any argument.
• Dispute Litigation - We'll take it to court for you, using our team of expert Dispute Litigators to pour over every detail, no matter how trivial.