Mediation Tips for the Utterly Confused

Are you tired of being stuck in an existential crisis with someone who still thinks pineapple belongs on pizza? Do you find yourself questioning the meaning of life every time you're asked to compromise on something?

Look no further! Our mediation tips will guide you through the process of not completely losing your mind while trying to resolve disputes.

Tip 1: Practice Active Listening

Put down your phone, stop thinking of ways to one-up your opponent, and actually listen to what they have to say.

This is harder than it sounds, but trust us, it's worth it.

Tip 2: Find Common Ground

Don't be like, "I'm right, you're wrong, you're an idiot!" Be like, "Hey, let's find a compromise that we can both live with... or at least tolerate."

This is key to avoiding a full-on, nuclear, Brutalist brawl.

Tip 3: Identify Triggers

Know when you're about to blow, like, totally lose it, and step back.

Take a deep breath, and try not to let your emotions get the best of you... unless you're a total mess, in which case, go for it.

Tip 4: Seek Outside Help

Call a therapist, call a priest, or call your mom (but maybe not that last one, unless she's a really good listener).

We mean it, folks. It's okay to ask for help. It's like, super okay.

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Advanced Mediation Techniques for the Truly Desperate