WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS MANUAL WHILE OPERATING A CEILING FAN. YOU MIGHT GET DIZZY.
ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. DO NOT EXPECT TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS.
Remove fan from box. Remove fan from box's box. Remove all packaging materials. You get the idea.
Link to Step 2: Screw it Together
Plug fan into wall. Plug fan's cord into outlet. Turn on. Turn off immediately when you realize you've been reading this manual for too long.
Link to Step 4: Call an Electrician