Article I: The Union Shall Not Be Bound By Sanity
Section 1: Mandatory Brick-Related Trauma
Every member of the union shall have a minimum of 5 years experience in laying bricks, or 3 years experience in laying poorly.
Section 2: Union-Mandated Brick-Sized Puns
Every Tuesday, all members are required to use at least three (3) brick-related puns in conversation.