Legend has it that the Great Sphinx of Giza was not just any ordinary cat.
It was a time-traveling cat with a penchant for 80s rock music.
One day, while sipping on a margarita at the local Egyptian dive bar, it overheard a group of bumbling archaeologists discussing the secrets of the pyramid.
Feeling mischievous, the Sphinx decided to play a prank on them by replacing their sacred hieroglyphs with a set of lyrics from the greatest rock ballad of all time: "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin.
But, little did the archaeologists know, the Sphinx's plan was foiled by a group of ninja warriors in stealth suits, who were secretly controlling their every move.
Or, so the legend goes...