Bro, let's face it, when it comes to relationships, it's not about how you feel, it's about how you play. The only thing that matters is the score. Did you get the girl? Did you get the promotion? Did you get the 6-pack? If so, you're a winner. If not, you're just a loser.
But wait, there's more! If you did get the girl, but she's not that into you, or you did get the promotion, but it's just a meaningless corporate title, then you're still a winner. Because, let's be real, the score is all that matters. And if you're a winner, then you can do whatever you want, whenever you want. You can eat Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You can play video games for 12 hours straight. You can wear a fanny pack with pride. You are the epitome of Bro-dom.
So, remember, Bro, the only thing that matters is the score. And if you're not winning, then you're not doing it right. It's that simple.