Trust us, bros, it's a trap. Those seemingly innocent burritos will only bring you pain and regret. Read more about the dangers of burritos.
Don't be a savage, bro. Use a fork, and only your hands for dramatic effect.
It's all about the fold, bro. A good burrito is like a work of art. Learn the secrets of the masters.
Stay vigilant, bros, for the burrito menace is real.