Step 1: Don't wear pants. Like, at all. Even in winter. Especially in winter.
Step 2: Wear a cape. A cape is like a fancy blanket, but with more fabric and less snuggling potential.
Step 3: If someone tells you to wear pants, just shrug and say "No, man. I'm good."
Technique 1: The "I just rolled out of bed" fold.
Technique 2: The "I'm a wizard" swirl.
Technique 3: The "I'm on fire" drape.
Step 1: Stare intensely at a wall.
Step 2: Make loud, obnoxious noises.
Step 3: Pretend you're a tree.
Technique 1: The "I'm a statue" pose.
Technique 2: The "I'm a rock" stare.
Technique 3: The "I'm a ghost" whisper.