Bro-Tips and Tricks: The Unrefined Guide to Style

Chapter 3: How to Not Wear Pants in Public

Step 1: Don't wear pants. Like, at all. Even in winter. Especially in winter.

Step 2: Wear a cape. A cape is like a fancy blanket, but with more fabric and less snuggling potential.

Step 3: If someone tells you to wear pants, just shrug and say "No, man. I'm good."

Subchapter: Advanced Cape Techniques

Technique 1: The "I just rolled out of bed" fold.

Technique 2: The "I'm a wizard" swirl.

Technique 3: The "I'm on fire" drape.

Cape Care 101

Advanced Cape Care

Chapter 4: How to Not Talk to Women

Step 1: Stare intensely at a wall.

Step 2: Make loud, obnoxious noises.

Step 3: Pretend you're a tree.

Subchapter: Advanced Silence Techniques

Technique 1: The "I'm a statue" pose.

Technique 2: The "I'm a rock" stare.

Technique 3: The "I'm a ghost" whisper.

Advanced Silence Techniques