Why Beards Are a Broomen

It's not just a fashion statement, bro. Beards are a symbol of wisdom, power, and the ability to grow anything longer than your attention span.

Did you know that the ancient Greeks had beards? Yeah, they were all like, "Oh, I've got a beard, I must be wise and just!" And then they'd go and get all philosophical and stuff.

But, let's be real, bro. Beards are not just for Greeks. Beards are for everyone. Especially for you, bro. With your beard-growing skills, you can:

• Grow a beard longer than your phone battery lasts
• Use it as a makeshift dustpan for your messy apartment
• Make a beard-themed escape room for your friends (just kidding, that's a bad idea)

So, don't wait any longer, bro! Get growing! Visit our What to Grow in Your Beard subpage for tips and tricks on beard maintenance and beard-related shenanigans.

Or, if you're feeling extra bro-ish, check out our Bro Beard Care Products subpage for some sweet, sweet deals on beard oil and beard wax.