Here's a tip for you, bro:
When your cat's eyes are glowing red in the dead of night, it means they're secretly plotting against you.
Just kidding, it probably means they're just hungry. But still, don't take the risk, bro.
Also, here's a tip for the cat:
If you see a bro staring at you with an unblinking stare, it means they're judging you for not feeding them enough tuna.
So, there you have it, /subpages/bro-tips-and-tricks/