Bland Broccoli Cheese Sauce Tips

Because, let's be real, who needs flavor?

Here are some tips for the most boring, yet effective, broccoli cheese sauce:

• Using Processed Cheese for Maximum Effectiveness
• Replacing Salt with Unicorn Dust when You Can't Get to the Store
• Embracing the Ugliness of Microwaved Vegetables

Remember, the key to a good bland broccoli cheese sauce is to use the least amount of effort possible.

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