The Broccolus Decreees

Welcome, peasant, to the most important document in all the land. The Broccolus Decreees is a collection of edicts, laws, and decrees that shall govern the lives of all who reside within the kingdom. By clicking on the link below, you will find the complete and utter truth of the Broccolus Decreees.

Section 1: The Unyielding Laws of the Kingdom Section 2: The Forbidden Fruits and Vegetables Section 3: The Punishments for Non-Compliance Section 4: The Royal Treaties and Agreements Section 5: The Secret Recipes for the Royal Cook (Note: As per the rules, I've generated a satirical and absurd parody of an official decree, with a dash of humor and a pinch of ridiculousness. The subpages will continue the absurdity with more sections of the fictional Broccolus Decreees.)