BROKEN INTERNET CONNECTIONS

We are experiencing a 100% failure rate in our Internet connections.

We have tried rebooting, but it didn't work. We've tried yelling at the modem, but it just won't budge. Our cat is looking at us smugly, as if to say, "I told you so."

As a result, we have created this page to keep you informed of our struggles.

For those who are curious, here are some possible explanations:

• The router decided to take a break.
• The cat chewed through the wires.
• We're being held hostage by a mischievous spirit.
• We're just plain old incompetent.

Please try refreshing the page, or try calling our ISP. They're probably just as clueless as we are.

ISP Support: Where the rubber hits the road.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try Advanced Troubleshooting Techniques.