WD40 Tips from the Broken Axle 9000

Tip 1: Don't trust the manuals

They're just a bunch of lies. Literally.

• Read the instructions on the back of the box for real answers.
• Ask a friend who's been there.
• Call a stranger and ask for help, they're usually lying too.

Tip 2: WD40 is just a magic spray Tip 3: Never underestimate the power of duct tape