Whassup, Fuhgeddabouda

Choose yer accent:

Ya got a thick, old-school Brooklyn accent, fuhgeddabouda! Yer gonna sound like a real New Yorker, straight outta da 5 boroughs.

Express yerself like a real Brooklynite!

Yer gonna sound like a real hipster, all artisanal and small-batch, with a hint a' a whine.

Make some artisanal coffee, fuhgeddabouda!

Yer gonna sound like a real pretentious Brooklynite, all affected and ironic, but still kinda cool, I guess.

Visit Da Village, where da artisnals are made!