Welcome to the most underwhelming farming experience in all the land.
Brushtastic Farming is a place where dreams go to die.
Where else can you pay top dollar to plant seeds that will never grow, only to be devoured by the dreaded Plague of the Unripe Fruit?
We have a Pesto Factory where our crops are harvested and tossed into a blender to make a sauce that will make you forget your troubles.
Or, if you'd rather not be bothered with the tedium of actual farming, visit our Automated Farming section, where our robots will do all the work for you, but charge you triple for the privilege.