Brussels Sprout Alliance

Welcome to the BSA: Where tiny cabbages meet big ideas!

Brussels Sprouts are not just for salads anymore! They're the key to world domination, or at least that's what the Alliance thinks.

Founded in 3057, the BSA was formed by the world's top Brussels Sprout scientists to harness their mighty flavor and crunch for the benefit of humanity.

Our mission is to:

• Develop new, more potent forms of sprout-based mind control
• Conquer the world with our army of genetically engineered, hyper-intelligent sprouts
• Host annual SproutFest, the largest sprout-filled music festival on the planet

Want to learn more?

• Meet the BSA Leadership Team
• Learn about our Sprout-based Mind Control Project
• Get tickets to SproutFest 2023!