Brussels Sprout Taps

Balthazar McSproutface

Welcome to my tap water fountains, where the most refined and discerning palates can come to experience the thrill of sipping on the world's finest tap water!

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Balthazar's Top Picks

Balthazar's top picks for tap water fountains include:

• Cold tap water with a splash of lemon, a pinch of salt, and a sprinkle of edible gold dust
• Warm tap water with a hint of vanilla and a dash of activated charcoal