As you've reached the second chapter, you're already feeling the strain. The Spline's grip is tightening. Don't worry, it's normal. It's just the Spline's way of telling you that you're getting close to something. Probably.
The Spline, as you may have noticed, is not your run-of-the-mill, run-of-the-catchphrase, run-of-the-millennium architectural style. No, the Spline is a behemoth of brutalism. A beast of a building that will either make you feel like a king or a prisoner. Or both.
But don't worry, we've got the Spline's user manual. It's not that complicated, really. Just don't touch the sharp edges. And for the love of all things good, don't ask for the architect's number. He's a recluse.
Download the Spline's User Manual and learn to love the Spline, or hate it, whichever suits your taste buds.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to Try to Understand the Spline. But let's be real, it's just a Spline.
Some people have reported experiencing Spline-related trauma. It's a real thing, folks. Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's just the Spline being its usual, brutal self.
But don't worry, we're here to help. We've got a support group for those who've experienced Spline-related trauma. Or, you know, you can just Ignore the Spline. Your call.