A: A person who enjoys the aesthetic of our poorly designed website. We're proud of it.
A: Because your browser is just not cool. Our website is fine, it's not like we're using 1995-era JavaScript or anything.
A: Ha! Good luck with that. We're not exactly sure how to code for a 8-bit processor, but we're sure it'll be a real challenge for you.
A: Only when we feel like it. Maybe never. Maybe when we get around to it. Or not.
See our update schedule for more information (just kidding, we have none)