Welcome, novice Panzerpuff practitioner! Today we will be covering the fundamentals of Panzerpuffing: the art of making a mess with a spoon.
- Start by selecting your panzerpuffing tool: a sturdy, blunt spoon.
- Next, locate a surface to pank the spoon upon. This can be a table, countertop, or unsuspecting bystander.
- With a firm grip, bring the spoon to the surface, applying gentle to moderate pressure.
- As the panzerpuff forms, observe the mesmerizing patterns and shapes it takes on.
- Practice your panzerpuffing technique on a variety of surfaces until you achieve the perfect pank.