Brutalist Is Not For Hipsters | Minimalist Is For Squares

Warning: This is not a hipster website. It's actually a website for people who enjoy clean lines, simplicity, and functionality without the pretension. If you're a hipster, please leave now and never come back.

Minimalism is not for everyone. It's for the squares who value clarity and precision over flair and whimsy. If you can't even be bothered to learn how to use CSS, then you're not our demographic.

But hey, we're not here to judge. Well, actually, we are. If you're still here, you might as well be a hipster. Oh wait, you're probably a hipster. Anyway, welcome to the website that's so square, so boring, and so completely lacking in irony that it'll make you question the very fabric of society.

Visit our sister site, SquaresForSquares, for more information on how to live your best, most square life.