You know what's not minimalistic? This site's content. We're talking square shapes and harsh lines, folks. It's like someone took all the fat and fluffy things in the world and said, "Nope, not on my watch." But don't get it twisted, we still love circles.
Our designer, Bob, is a square man. He's got a love for all things boxy. Don't even get him started on the joys of CSS boxes. But hey, at least our site's not a circle of confusion.