Overly Complex Code Critique

Here at the Bricolage Institute of Code, we pride ourselves on making code as convoluted as possible. We take pride in writing the most obtuse, the most Byzantine, the most Byzantinely Byzantine code in all the land. Our codebase is a behemoth of nested ternaries and recursive function calls. Take a look at our latest masterpiece Or perhaps our most obfuscated logic puzzle


if (foo && bar && baz) {
  if (qux && quux && qiz) {
    if (wiz && wum && woz) {
      console.log("I'm a code critic, but I'm feeling quite alright");
    } else {
      console.log("I'm a code critic, but I'm feeling quite not alright");
    }
  } else {
    console.log("I'm a code critic, but I'm feeling quite not quite not alright");
  }
}

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