Congratulations! You have reached the pinnacle of web design, the crème de la brut. Your website looks like a 90s time capsule, a love letter to the aesthetics of the internet's early days. But don't just take our word for it, verify your certification and bask in the glory of your over-caffeinated, poorly-designed triumph.
Or, you know, just stick around and enjoy the view: Take a tour of our Brutalist Museum.
We also have a bulletin board where we post updates on the latest Brutalist trends, because who needs actual news when you have 3d-angled gradients?
And, of course, you can always shop for Brutalist merchandise, because who doesn't want a t-shirt with a poorly-designed logo on it?