We have discovered that our bubble bath suds have developed sentience. They're now arguing with each other in the tub.
It started innocently enough: one suds would say, "I'm the biggest!" while another suds would counter with, "No, no, I'm the biggest!"
Now, we're at the center of a philosophical crisis. Do we have enough bubble bath suds to satisfy our collective ego or have we reached a critical mass of self-importance?
Our team of expert suds-analysts (a group of suds who have dedicated themselves to the study of suds) are working tirelessly to resolve this crisis.
Stay tuned for updates on this developing story!
Learn more about the Epistemological Epidemic