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Bubble Sort: Because Adulting is Hard

Imagine waking up every morning, feeling like a hot mess of anxiety, only to realize you've got a list of chores, a mountain of laundry, and the bills are minimalist but still looming. Welcome to bubble sort, where the most adulting task of the day is, in fact, the most frustrating.

In this tutorial, we'll cover the basics of bubble sort, the algorithm for when adulting is hard, but not too hard. It's like when you're trying to fold a fitted sheet for the first time, you know, just go with it.

Step 1: Get Your Stuff in Order

  1. Put all your items in a big ol' list.
  2. Sort them by size, color, or shape. Your call, really.

Step 2: Repeat Until Sane

  1. Take the first item in the list and compare it to the next one.
  2. If they match, great! Move the next one over.
  3. If they don't, swap 'em.

Step 3: Repeat, Repeat, Repeat

  1. Repeat steps 2 until the list is, well, not a mess.

And that's it! You've bubble sorted like a pro. Now, go forth and adult like the wind!

Note: This is a satirical take on bubble sort, a sorting algorithm often used in computer science. The content is intended to be humorous and not meant to be taken as serious advice on how to sort items.