Bubble sort is like trying to find the perfect burrito in a crowded cafeteria. You're like, "Is it the one with the guac? No, wait, is it the one with the cheese?" Meanwhile, the line is getting longer and the cafeteria is judging you.
Bubble sort also loves to repeat itself, like a bad joke that refuses to die. "Oh, I've got the smallest element, I'll just keep checking and checking and checking..."
And don't even get me started on the worst part: it's like trying to find the last piece of pizza in the box. You pop, you bubble, and you're left with nothing but regret.
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