As a time-traveler, you know the importance of a good breakfast. In our quest to create the perfect bowl, we've scoured the ages for the most innovative, most outrageous, and most utterly useless cereal recipes the world has to offer.
Chrono-Spaghetti Bites, a 3rd-dimensional breakfast sensation from ancient Egypt.
Quantum Flapjax, a breakfast cereal that defies the laws of quantum mechanics and simultaneously exists in multiple states of being crunchy and soggy.
Matter Transport Tortrix, the breakfast cereal that'll make you question the fabric of reality.
Stay tuned for more recipes in this series, including Gravitational Grain Balls and Chrono-Cereal Crisp!
Or don't. We don't really care.