It's like my ex, always pushing and popping, never quite finding its place in the sorting order.
Like my ex, it's slow, it's clunky, and it's just plain annoying.
But, just like my ex, it's got its moments, and sometimes it's actually sort of sort of good.
But don't worry, it's not like my ex is a real relationship, it's just a sorting algorithm, so you can just Breakup is Hard and move on.