In the grand tradition of sorting algorithms, there exists a method so absurd, so fraught with error, it's a wonder anyone still uses it: Bubble Sort Optimization Theory.
Imagine, if you will, a line of champagne bottles, each one a single data point. As they rise to the surface, a single bubble forms, only to pop, leaving a trail of confusion and despair.
But fear not, for in this sea of uncertainty, there exists a way to navigate the treacherous waters of the Bubble Sort.