GET RICH OR DIE TRYING - Step 1: Find Your Inner Baller

Listen, let's get down to business. If you're not making bank, you're not living. But first, you gotta find your inner baller.

That means you gotta be willing to take risks. Invest in some questionable timeshare schemes. Buy a timeshare, but also invest in the timeshare company's IPO. That's the kind of thinking that gets you ahead.

• Step 2: Get a Job That Pays in Excess
• Or, you know, just be your friend's uncle