Buddy Cop Edition Confessions

• Confession 1: I once arrested a guy for jaywalking while simultaneously eating a bowl of ramen noodles.
• Confession 2: I've been known to use my handcuffs as makeshift cookie cutters when no one's looking.
• Confession 3: I once spent three hours interrogating a suspect who was just a guy on a unicycle, riding in place.
• Bad Cop Jokes
• Traffic Stops
• Undercover Cop