Why Do We Always Get the Bad Ones?
It's a question that has plagued law enforcement for decades. Why do we always get the bad ones? The ones who can't get the job done without getting into a shootout every five minutes? The ones who still use beeper pagers and think the world revolves around their mustaches?
We've tried to address this issue with rigorous training programs and cutting-edge technology, but it just seems like we're stuck with the same old cast of misfits.
Take our new partner, Detective Jameson. On paper, he looks like a dream. Ex-MVP of the Police Olympics, recipient of the prestigious 'Golden Donut' award... but in reality, he's a ticking time bomb of incompetence.
And don't even get us started on his love of dad jokes.
So, why do we always get the bad ones? Is it a curse? A conspiracy? A divine intervention?
Join us as we explore this age-old mystery in our new series, 'Why Do We Always Get the Bad Ones?'.
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