We don't actually care about your data. Like, at all. Our lawyers made us say that.
See, like, our real policy, or whatever.
WARNING: By using our services, you agree that you'll probably just end up with a bunch of useless, outdated, and slightly-used-up coupons for stuff you'll never use. Like, seriously, have you seen the prices on those fancy artisanal cheeses lately?
Also, don't even get us started on the 'terms and conditions.' Let's just say we're not exactly the kind of friends you'd want to have a sleepover with.
Read 'em if you dare!