Subpage 3: The Buddies' Guide to Getting Rich or Dying Trying

Step 1: Invest in Beanie Babies. No, wait, that didn't work out well.

Step 2: Marry someone with a trust fund. Bonus points if you marry someone who still lives with their parents.

Step 3: Start a pet food delivery service for hipsters with artisanal cat food.

Step 4: Invest in cryptocurrency. No, really, just don't do that.