What I Learned from My Last Relationship

A Tale of Two Bank Accounts

It's a little-known fact that relationships are 99% financial struggle, 1% actual love. My last one was no exception.

I learned that love is a numbers game. If I had invested in Bitcoin instead of him, I'd be set for life.

Or, at the very least, I could've bought a decent bottle of wine to drown my sorrows in.

But seriously, folks, if you want to get rich, just remember: love is a bad investment. Always choose the crypto.

Why I Should've Stolen His Credit Score

Bonus Lesson: Don't Trust Anyone with a Password Manager

Lesson learned the hard way: never, ever, EVER let someone else have access to your LastPass account.

Trust me, it's just not worth it.

Especially when they're secretly using it to buy Fortnite skins for their cat.