Buddy, the lovable, yet infuriatingly dim-witted protagonist of our tale, was born in a dumpster in 1987. Little did the world know, this was no ordinary infant. His early life consisted of rummaging through trash cans and stealing pizza slices from unsuspecting tourists.
As Buddy grew, so did his fascination with wealth and materialism. He devoured books on get-rich-quick schemes, investing in penny stocks, and the art of selling novelty tie clips. His mantra became: "You gotta have a plan, and that plan is to get rich, or die tryin'!"
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