Buddys Get Rich or Die Tryin' 2.0

Welcome to the ultimate guide on getting rich or die tryin'.

Or, you know, just existing in a world where the rich people have all the money.

We're not really sure how it works, but we have some theories:

• Buy a timeshare in a developing country
• Invest in artisanal, handcrafted, small-batch artisanal jam
• Start a podcast about being rich and successful

But seriously, have you tried just, like, actually working hard or something?

Also, have you seen the new Heartbreak Hotel in downtown Disappointment City? It's got a great view of the despairing landscape.

Want to learn more about our patented, proprietary, totally-not-patent-pending methods for getting rich? Check out the lobby for a free preview.