Fist Bumping 101: The Art of Non-Committal Social Greetings

Welcome to Fist Bumping 101, where we teach you the ancient art of giving half-hearted, dismissive nods to your fellow human beings.

Whether you're trying to placate a coworker, get out of a social engagement, or simply avoid eye contact, we've got you covered.

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