Ronaldo's Guide to Getting Rich or Dying Trying

Welcome to the Buddy System, where we teach you how to get rich or die trying, but mostly just get rich.

Meet Ron Burgundy, the king of the airwaves, and Ronaldo, the king of the soccer field. Together, they'll guide you through the world of get-rich schemes, ridiculous investments, and questionable life choices.

Click here for more information on Ron's harebrained plans.

Or, click here for Ronaldo's tips on how to use your feet for more than just running.

And for more information on the Buddy System's patented "Get Rich or Die Trying" method, click here.

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Thanks for visiting, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Or, just don't. We'll be fine.