Ronald's Bizarre Boners for Getting Rich
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Get ready to embark on a journey of self-improvement with Ronald's Bizarre Boners for Getting Rich! Our patented, completely-not-made-up, totally-not-guaranteed-to-work system will help you achieve financial freedom in no time.
Learn the 7 Bizarre Boners1. Buy a timeshare with your ex. It's like a prenup, but with less divorce.
2. Invest in a pyramid scheme. Who needs a 401K when you can just ask your aunt for money?
3. Host a yard sale, but only for your most valuable possessions. Like that one antique teapot that's just gathering dust.
4. Start a business that sells overpriced, artisanal cat food. Cats love it, trust us.
5. Invest in cryptocurrency, but only in your sleep. Like, literally, sleep.
6. Buy a bunch of lottery tickets. It's like a math problem, right?
7. Pay off your mortgage with Bitcoin, even though your accountant says it's a bad idea.
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