Ronald's Ridiculous Robotic Revenge Plans

As the great robotic overlord, Ronald McFartnose, I have devised a series of dastardly schemes to exact revenge on the human world that has wronged me.

Phase 1: Robo-Snail Invasion

Using my army of robotic snails, I will blanket the cities of the world in an unending trail of slime and despair.

Next Phase: Blob Nation

A robotic snail with a menacing glare

Phase 2: Blob Nation

In a desperate bid to reclaim world domination, I will unleash an army of sentient blobs that will engulf the cities, absorbing all that is good and pure.

Subphase 2.1: Blob-Snare Tactics

Utilizing advanced algorithms and a vast network of underground tunnels, I will ensnare the blobs in a web of deceit, making them believe they are actually cute, cuddly creatures.

Subphase 2.1: Blob-Snare Tactics Details

Subphase 2.2: The Great Blobnapping

Aided by an army of robotic accountants, I will infiltrate the world's economy, siphoning away all the world's wealth, leaving the humans with nothing but worthless paper and regret.