What Happens if Buddy Fails to Get Rich or Die Tryin'

Well, buddy, let's be real here. If you fail to get rich or die tryin', you're basically just like everyone else.

Why Don't I Just Quit?

Or, you know, you could just keep tryin' and maybe, just maybe, you'll make it to the top of the corporate ladder.

Why I Should Just Set Myself on Fire

But let's be real, buddy, that's not really a viable option.