The Budget Proposal: A Guide to Saving Money on Absolutely Everything

Step 1: Cut back on the essentials. You know, like food, shelter, and Netflix.

Step 2: Use the 50/30/20 rule. 50% for rent, 30% for entertainment, 20% for eating ramen noodles for every meal.

Step 3: Sell your soul for a cheaper apartment. Just kidding, don't do that. Unless you want to.

For more expert advice, check out our subpage on Financial Expertise (tm) or our Ramen Noodle Recipe for the ultimate in budget-friendly meals.

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Ramen Noodle Recipe

Step 1: Boil water.

Step 2: Add noodles.

Step 3: Add seasoning packet (if available).

Step 4: Serve and repeat for maximum budget efficiency.