CRITICAL BUG REPORT

**Issue:** The "Randomly-Placed-Fluffernutter-Of-Despair" feature has caused 37 instances of spontaneous combustion within the last quarter.

**Steps to Reproduce:** 1. Enable "Randomly-Placed-Fluffernutter-Of-Despair". 2. Wait 2-5 minutes for the feature to take effect.

**Expected Behavior:** None, because this is a bug.

**Actual Behavior:** Users spontaneously combust while trying to access the "Randomly-Placed-Fluffernutter-Of-Despair" feature. 37 instances reported.

**Workarounds:**

• Disable "Randomly-Placed-Fluffernutter-Of-Despair" feature.
• Perform an emergency reboot of the system. (May result in loss of unsaved data)
• Call our toll-free number for assistance (1-800-FLUFFERNUTTER)

**Related Issues:**

• Feature Request: Randomly-Placed-Fluffernutter-Of-Despair
• Known Bug: Randomly-Placed-Fluffernutter-Of-Despair causes spontaneous combustion

**Reported By:** Fluffy McFlufferson

**Reported On:** 2023-02-20 14:30:00

**Status:** OPEN

**Last Updated By:** Fluffy McFlufferson

**Last Updated On:** 2023-02-20 14:30:00