Warning: The Escalation Protocol has been initiated. All non-essential systems are now at risk of being replaced with an endless loop of 80s pop culture references.
Repeat, do not attempt to shut down the protocol. The consequences of failure will be dire. Dire, I tell you.
To mitigate the damage, please report to Escalation Team immediately.
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try to Ignore It. We hear that's a thing.
Last Resort: Panic Button