Bug-1 Subpage-5: The Unreliable Guide to Fixing Things That Aren't Broken

Step 1: Pretend You're Fixing It

Just pretend that you're fixing it. This usually works for at least 30 seconds.

During this time, you can:

• Stare at the broken thing with a mixture of confusion and disdain
• Tap your foot impatiently, muttering "Why did I even bother?"
• Make a few half-hearted attempts to "fix" it, just to feel better about yourself

Step 2: Google It (But Don't Actually Read Anything)

Just open a new tab, type something into the search bar, and close it without clicking on anything.

This usually takes care of about 10-15 minutes of your day, depending on how quickly you can type.

Optional Step 3: Actually Fix It (But Only If You Have To)

Warning: actual problem-solving may lead to feelings of accomplishment and a sense of pride. Proceed with caution.

But don't worry, it's not like it'll make a difference or anything. The bug will just come back again tomorrow, won't it?

Or, you know, just click this link to go back to the main bug page and pretend it never happened.