Bug Report 2
Crucial Issue
Our team has discovered a bug so severe, it's a wonder the site still runs.
We're talking catastrophic failure, catastrophic in every way.
It's a 
bug of epic proportions, with a bug of its own.
The bug's bug is so big, it's making the site crash and burn.
The bug's bug's bug is making the site's bug crash, and we can't even.